Buffet?

Donny
I can't believe there has been food in another location in this place all this time and I never knew it! And I just found a second bathroom. No stairs and fluffier litter. 
This place keeps getting better and better. 
Oh. My love is still here. She almost kissed me today. She came to my bedroom last night to say good night. Then ran away blushing.

Sammie
He eats my food and shits in my personal bathroom. 
I was disliking him less and less until I discovered this gem. 
Thank Dog Warden yells at him. He's too stupid to get it though.
 I decided the toys in the big room are fun. And like to play in the dark with them. 
I ventured up to wardens room.
 I figured I could poop in his bathroom since Stupid is using mine. No litter box there. 
Dammit. 
As I come out I notice warden in a comfy sleeping area. I decide to visit him and maybe knead his balls in torture. 
Then I get ambushed by Stupid who is hiding in the folds of the fabric. I escape with my life.