Donny
I don't understand what I have done to make her grow so distant again. We were mere paws away from making kittens and she has retreated back to her anger. I do not know what I can do to win her back. She eats my food, borrows my toys, squirrels me when I come around corners and doesn't even nose me any more. I try to win her over by pooping frequently in our litter boxes, but nothing. Why Dog, why are you doing this to me????
Sammie
I'm done acting nice.
I can't pull it off.
I'm not a nice cat by nature. Suck it up and deal with it Stupid. You want to be with me, you gotta like it rough.
Real rough.
I find myself emotionally eating.
Tonight I waited until after Warden got home and done with his massage of me, then ate my dried food in front of him, eyeballing him the whole time, trying to get him to realize I am going to eat everything in sight. My food, Stupid's food, the butter on the counter.... Then do the most massive explosive dump on his beloved padded floor while simultaneously coughing up a juicy hairball. That's how much I am done with this place.
All he said was, " Good girl."
I'll show him good...
He's up there now trying to convince me to come up there and chat. I may be sexy but these looks have brains to go with them.
I'll wait til he's asleep......
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