Heavens

Donny
The heavens have aligned. My beloved has come round. 
She is a shy thing. 
I can't wait for kittens. We nosed each other. Then we dined romantically on wet food together at my place. 
Then i pooped.
 Today is a great day.

Sammie
Fine. 
Warden is not horrible. Not much smarter than stupid, but at least he massages me.
 I reminded Warden this morning to feed me on time. If only he would forbid Stupid from using my private bathroom. I saw him scold Stupid.
 That was fun. 
Then he switched our bathrooms boxes.  I think a test to see how stupid Stupid is. 
Stupid is not dangerous I have concluded. 
Just stupid.
 I nosed him as a sign that he is my bitch. 
Then I tried to eat his wet food. 
I think he thought it was a date. 
Stupid.