Friday, February 7, 2014

Magic walls

Donny
Lots of white stuff falling from above. 

 Dad stays in bed too long. He keeps napping even though it is well past morning chimee treat. 
Even my love is complaining about the service this morning. Eventually I convince him to wake and walk with me down to the dining corner. 
Sammie my love is standing by my side waiting patiently for our glamorous wet food course. 
This is the most exciting part of my day( until Sammie moved in that is).
Sammie made me wait while she decided which bowl she wanted. Anything for her. 
I thought she decided and went for the other dish. When it looked like she wanted to high five me for my patience, dad shockingly intervened and swatted Sammie. 
Boy was she surprised! 
She ran off to cry in a corner. 

After I finished my wet course I ran to find her and explain he misread our love for each other. She seems moody today. I still love her.

Sammie
What the hell? I'm hungry for my crappy gruel. White is falling out past the magic clear walls.

 Who cares. 
I'm hungry.
 I scream at Warden to get his ass downstairs.
 I threaten to do a running urination on his padded floors. 
That got him up. He comes down and throws pitifully small portions of wet crap in bowls and puts them equidistant to Stupid and me. 
This is one of his psychological tests.
 I'll show him. 
I'll take both. 
Stupid thinks he gets some. I wind up to sucker punch and mortally wound him and get blindsided by Warden. 
 I retreat. 
He won the battle but I will win the war. 
Fucker. 

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