Squirrels and massages

Donny
Oh this brown haired girl is a vixen. I love that she plays hard to get.
 For example,  I knew this morning she would love to watch squirrels at sunrise with me so I went to the kitchen to wake her and ask her to join me by the clear magic wall. 
I think I must have startled her because she squirreled me once again. 
 She is a fast one, this brown haired temptress.
 Once I regained consciousness, I felt it best to let her wake up on her own.  I will try again later.... Maybe a late brunch and a cuddle or at least a conversation.. 
 Human is leaving here.. I assume he will never come back. Usually he does and I am very happy when he does..

Sammie
Warden opened my cell door sometime in the night. Stupid tried to attack me on the balcony in the early morning light. I am sure I mortally wounded him, once again. He ran to his human. 
Stupid.
 It gave me time to get back to the safety of my cell. Warden brought be food, water and a place to poop. Not that that will stop my destruction of his prison when he least expects it. 
Stupid tried to find me and kill me. I sat on the balcony to better watch stupid. He never looked up. Stupid. Warden came back and kicked stupid.
 For that I allowed him to massage me. He is nearly as stupid as stupid. I will wear him down then Kill him.