Kittens?

Donny
I can almost touch her. It is killing me we cannot snuggle and make kittens. At midnight she began singing to me. I waited for her at the top of the stairs hoping she would come to me, but alas, she played coy.

Sammie
They are both so stupid. 
Stupid found my food and eats it. I will kill him later for this abuse. 
Warden sees me mornings and nights. I decided to send out a signal to others in the area to see if a rescue mission can be set up to help me escape this dull existence. I decided my voice would carry better in the big room. 
Stupid heard me and sat at the top of the stairs and waited to ambush me. 
Warden is no better. He tried talking back to me but he, in fact, was talking in meercat. 
Not cat. 
Idiot.
 I let him think I understood him and kept talking til 1 am. 
No rescue mission yet has responded yet.